Description

• Eliminate 50 Grey Papoo.
• 0/50

Dialog

What do you want?

• That's not really a welcome.
• I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

Get lost, young <lady/man>. Don't have much use for motormouth Newlanders.

• How did you know I'm a Newlander?

Don't see the brilliance or the distrust found in a First-Wave scientist in you, so you must have the blind idealism and cock-eyed optimism of a newcomer.

• Do you hate First Wavers?
• Do you hate Second Wavers?
• Do you hate everyone?

Can't say I have much use for them. A man can live contentedly and self-sufficiently on his own, unbothered by useless people. Doubt that an idealistic young <lady/man> like yourself would understand.

• You seem comfortable in your own way, Ol' Mort.
• Don't you ever feel lonely here on your own?

Only trouble I ever have is from grey papoo. Those jungle rats have an eye for anything shiny, and sometimes my belongings go missing. But do I blame some secret sabotage society for my problems? No, I do not!

• I like stabbing things. I'll take care of your papoo problem.
• Why don't I help you? I'll start by introducing you to Elysian concepts of community and charity, and then reintegrate you into society!
• It wouldn't be too much trouble for me to take those thieving papoo out.

Huh. I reckon you can't help much. 'Bout fifty of those grey vermin run around the old settlement stealing whatever shines and takes their fancy. Don't know what a wide-eyed <lady/man> like yourself can do 'bout that.

• Guess if I happen across any in my travels, I'll take them down for you.
• Yay! I love helping my neighbours! I'll be off now and kill lots and lots of papoo for you!

Suit yourself. But don't think I'll be obliged to you if you do.

• Of course not. Bye.

I suppose you're going to tell me you're responsible for the decrease in papoo-related thievery I've noted.

• Oh, it was nothing. Just took care of it while I was out and around

This here blueprint is a little plan I worked up for a makeshift lens. An enterprising young <lady/man> should be able to craft some up for the Elysian scientists who lack microscopes and magnifying goggles and whatnot.

• Oh, Ol' Mort, I knew that deep down you really cared about the success of the island!
• Thanks, I will.

To sell at a personal profit! Not to help out those paranoid weirdos of course!

• Of course. See you around.